As of today

25 06 2008

It’s official I’ve figured out what to make of this place. It will be almost exclusively mine, as opposed to be shared between myself and Kimberly.  This is due to the fact that i will more than likely offend people on a regular basis and it would be best that i own that myself as opposed to sharing it with Kim.  What can i say, call me selfish.

So let’s start off right.

  • If you live in the United States learn english or leave.
  • If you are fat your are not handicapped.  Park in the back of the parking lot not the front.  I promise an extra 100 ft won’t kill you.  And if it would i recommend suicide as a possible solution.
  • Drinking alcohol is seriously retarded. Furthermore drunk driving is at its best attempted murder/suicide.
  • This is America and you have a lot of freedoms BUT you do NOT have the right to not be offended.

Thank you and goodnight. – Adam


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